they should remake breaking bad but instead of making and dealing meth it’s a suburban white mom who makes soap and the same levels of violence, gore, and drama remain
Connecticut Clark (Flork of Cows) vs. Molly Grue (The Last Unicorn)
Reasons provided for Connecticut Clark:
his ENTIRE thing is that he’s just some normal guy
its his entire reason for existing
3rd happiest man in Connecticut wym?
Reasons provided for Molly Grue:
Molly is the camp cook for a bunch of outlaws, she’s a normal person surrounded by a bumbling magician, a unicorn, a king, and a prince.
There is nothing special about her. She is in a wonderful fantasy setting, friends with a wizard and a unicorn, and she is just Molly. Not young, not pretty, not magical or talented. She just is.
Bow (She-Ra and the Princesses of Power) vs. Paul Matthews (The Guy Who Didn’t Like Musicals)
Reasons provided for Bow:
He has a bow and that’s his main thing.
Literally everyone else in the Princesses Alliance is a princess or otherwise magical/royalty and Bow is Just Some Guy who got good at arrows, can do no magic, and is lying to his librarian dads about the war he’s fighting in.
Reasons provided for Paul Matthews:
he is the titular Guy. Spends the whole musical being like yall this sucks and I hate it, can you let me do my paperwork in peace. No I do not Care if it’s aliens. My taxes are due.
He’s just a really boring office worker who loves black coffee and HATES musicals. They make him uncomfortable
Gordon Freeman (Half-Life/HLVRAI) vs. Hughie Campbell (The Boys)
Reasons provided for Gordon Freeman:
(Half-Life) he was literally just some scientist that was late to work. he didn’t mean to be the savior of the world, he was just trying to survive and happened to be scheduled for the test that gives him the super suit! he also blew up the goddamn test!!!
(HLVRAI) he basically spends the entire series spiraling into madness because hes too normal for the situation hes found himself in
Reasons provided for Hughie Campbell:
literally worked in a hardware store until he got dragged into the plot, everything about him is being just some guy
Makoto Naegi (Danganronpa) vs. Mishima Yuuki (Persona 5)
Reasons provided for Makoto Naegi:
in a high school full of ultra talented students, he is one of the few who has no talent. he got into the school through pure chance and was deemed the ultimate lucky student. at the beginning of the game, he goes through a whole monologue talking about how completely average he is
No actual ultimate talent, is 5’3, is put in situations that he has no control of constantly
Reasons provided for Mishima Yuuki:
wants to be a phantom thief soooo bad, is really just their PR manager
he literally just has like. a special reddit page for the group that helped him and he’s just a massive superfan
Literally just a fanboy of the phantom thieves. He runs a website for them and that’s it. He falls over constantly. Love that guy
Mumen Rider (One Punch Man) vs. Tad Strange (Gravity Falls)
Reasons provided for Mumen Rider:
Mumen Rider is the top C-class hero in One Punch Man, which essentially means he’s the top of the average category. He has no superpowers or much fighting ability and is just there to help. He’s also probably the most normal person in the entire cast.
Hes Doing His Best ❤️ mans is just a guy on a bike in a super hero world, riding around with a heart of gold!!!!
No powers in a high power superhero world. He is the Heart and Soul of the series though. But he is just like. a guy with a bike
Reasons provided for Tad Strange:
aside from the premise of his character being that hes the most regular guy in a town full of insane shit the hilarity is emphasized by the fact that everyone thought he was going to be an insane evil lore character and he had like. 2 fucking lines. ABSOLUTE someguyitude
Ironically the most normal person in the town. He wears a dress shirt and tie. The only abnormal thing about him is that he declares his love of bread unprompted once.
